Because i had to....

Pure, unadulturated animal lust! Pinned against a
tree, thrown to the ground, it doesn't matter.
However it happens, you will be sore and
grinning for weeks!
Just beware of the noise level, lest you attract a
band of desperate and lonely orcs. ;)


What Kind Of Sex Would You Have With Legolas?
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And yeah...if anyone ever stumbles across this livejournal and wonders about the lack of posts - i created this journal so i could join closed communities, and to occasionally do the addictive Quizilla things. I doubt i will use this journal for much else...